Sunday, January 15, 2012

My cousin is a sarcastic kid

You might have heard about this X-mas thing that recently happened.  If it doesn't sound familiar it's also called Christmas.  My cousin Luke decided to send my Mom and Dad a thank you note for their gift to him (lacrosse balls).  Below is the thank you note:
 *In case you can't read it*
Uncle Dan and Joanne,
Thank you for the lacrosse balls.  There were 12, They are red.  Red is the color of my science folder and 2 out of the 11 family photo albums.  Thank you
 From,
Luke

He's 16 and a half.  I lost it when I read the note so I decided to write a thank you note for the thank you note:

My response:
Dearest cousins Luke and Ken (my other cousins name is Kyle)
I am glad you liked our gifts.  I knew that you two liked the color red because I once saw you two wearing red shirts once. 
Because I love both of you, I took the liberty of including a list of red things written on red ink on red paper. 
Love your older (thus superior) cousin,
John

Here's what is on the list:
Apples
Roses
Blood
Tomatoes
Matador's Cape
Paint (sometimes)
Twizzlers
Any given item on Valentines Day

6 comments:

  1. LOL. I can just imagine his face lighting up with joy when he sees that list

    Weird Funny News

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  2. I think your response was a lot more sarcastic, but I appreciate sarcasm in all it's forms.

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  3. LMFAO You guys are hysterical!

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